dolennin:


If the Multiverse Theory is true, then there’s at least one universe in which the Library of Alexandria didn’t burn down, and that is one of the loveliest things I’ve heard today.

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

immaevilspacewhale:

this looks really bad tbh

immaevilspacewhale:

i wouldnt want that on any of my things

might make a better version if im feeling it

immaevilspacewhale:

he didnt even color megaman’s foot in right lol

gai-jin:

huffingtonpost:

See all of the functionality of this amazing home unit here.
(Developed by MIT Media Lab)

I would feel like I was in the movie the 5th Element and I would never leave my house

gai-jin:

huffingtonpost:

See all of the functionality of this amazing home unit here.

(Developed by MIT Media Lab)

I would feel like I was in the movie the 5th Element and I would never leave my house

staticsrecyclebin:

People are honest to God falling for that “charge iOS8 iPhones by microwaving them” hoax and all I gotta say is that if you’re dumb enough to believe that, you don’t deserve any piece of technology more advanced than an Etch a Sketch.

When iOS 7 came out, they said it was waterproof.

When iOS 9 comes out, they’ll say it makes it impact-resistant.

The only reason Android (and possibly Windows Phone) users will never fall for it is because we actually pay attention to hardware specs and realize that hardware and software are two different things.

xweetox:

If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem.

If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem.

If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has years of medical training, about your health situation because they are ‘fat shaming’ you, you are the problem.

If you choose to disrespect someone else due to the bullshit excuse of ‘priviledge’, you are the problem.

venipede:

cool-edge:

POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE CAME OUT 4 YEARS AGO WHAT THE HELL 

remember when constantly moving sprites was a huge fucking deal